Carbon: check
Bamboo: check
Fat Bike: check
Belt Drive: check
Lefty Fork: check
IGH*: check
Monster Cross: check
And there you have every niche in one bike. I hope you are happy now!
Found via BikeRumor
*IGH = Internally Geared Hub
Source: bikerumor.com
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